Boiler trouble

Today the house enjoyed a chilli/casserole meal cooked by Gustav, in his preparation for his ultimate challenge in hunger over Kitchen. Today Gustav has discovered the special ingredient which can possibly slow down Bavan the current two time champion of hungover kitchen as he goes from strength to strength after bulldozing his way through Robert and Meelis. Gusav has discovered the power of cream, once added to any food it enhances and lifts it to another level beyod ordinary flavour; will this be kryptonite which will stop Bavan in his tracks, only time will tell!

The boiler broke down again, this time its flashing at the housemates taunting them with the promise of hot water and warmth, yet the reset button has reset anything except for the housemats hopes and dreams af a warm night on this cold januray Night. Mother nature bring Christmas snow 3 weeks late, with chilly weather and the housemates are faced with a 'Worcester' with is striking in protest against the decision not to grant the boiler safe passage the green pastures of Worcester.

Rob has pissed off for a piss up!